Stupid Quotes

No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the wrong place at the wrong time - but a good plan should keep a concentration from forming.
Charles E. Wilson

Time, Good, Person

It is said that the West had a global policy in regard to Islam. That is stupid. There isn't a global Islam.
Zbigniew Brzezinski

Islam, Said, Policy

It's good to feel stupid sometimes and do things that are out of your comfort zone.
Mary-Louise Parker

Good, Sometimes, Comfort

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.
Bam Margera

Thinking, Happen, Wine

If our most highly qualified General Staff officers had been told to work out the most nonsensical high level organization for war which they could think of, they could not have produced anything more stupid that that which we have at present.
Claus von Stauffenberg

Work, War, High

I may be plucky, but I am not stupid.
Pierre Salinger

If I am still doing what I'm doing and I still have respect in this town, haven't done anything completely and utterly stupid, then I'll be happy with myself.
Jeremy London

Respect, Happy, Done

Watching Italian opera, all those male sopranos screeching, stupid fat couples rolling their eyes about. That's not love, it's just rubbish.
Peter Shaffer

Love, Eyes, Fat

Don't let people treat you like you're stupid. If it sounds too good to be true, it is.
Sinbad

Good, True, Treat

Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.
Brian Celio

I remember right after Carter got elected, I was sitting in my apartment in Albany, CA, on a Saturday listening to people call Carter and ask stupid questions while I designed the screen editor.
Bill Joy

Remember, After, While

The metaphor of the king as the shepherd of his people goes back to ancient Egypt. Perhaps the use of this particular convention is due to the fact that, being stupid, affectionate, gregarious, and easily stampeded, the societies formed by sheep are most like human ones.
Northrop Frye

Human, Fact, Goes

Now, where does my comedy come from, like, as a human being? Yeah, when I was a kid I was dyslexic and had to go to special-ed every day and felt stupid about that and got very witty to defend myself.
Dax Shepard

Human, Comedy, Felt

Only he has the calling for politics who is sure that he will not crumble when the world from his point of view is too stupid or base for what he wants to offer. Only he who in the face of all this can say In spite of all! has the calling for politics.
Max Weber

Politics, Sure, Point

I think the motion picture industry is a stupid business and I despise acting the scenes in short snatches, one at a time. I hate this film work. I am disgusted with myself. On the stage I could never play a part unless I felt it with all my heart and soul.
Conrad Veidt

Work, Time, Business

The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.
Freya Stark

Great, Woman, Almost

I've got a 27-inch waist. Before, I was stupid smaller. Finding clothes in the South was impossible.
Justin Townes Earle

Before, Impossible, Finding

I've always chosen my band members based on their sense of humor. It might sound stupid, but it means not only are they fun to live with on a tour bus for years, but humor implies intelligence.
Kristin Hersh

Humor, Fun, Live

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid.
Harlan Ellison

Mind, Thinking, Talk

At first, I was scared to show fear because you can never be sure how people will perceive you. But I dared myself to do that, to stand out. Now I'll talk about being beaten up or robbed or making a stupid decision because of a girl or whatever.
Kendrick Lamar

Fear, Girl, Decision

The Postfix security model is based on keeping software simple and stupid.
Wietse Venema

Simple, Security, Based

I had a place in England and was commuting from England to Australia, which is pretty stupid, but after two years I sort of knew what I wanted to do, more or less.
Diane Cilento

Two, Pretty, After

A particularly fine head on a man usually means that he is stupid; particularly deep philosophers are usually shallow thinkers; in literature, talents not much above the average are usually regarded by their contemporaries as geniuses.
Robert Musil

Deep, Means, Head

I can do whatever I want. They will tell me if what I am doing is stupid or a total waste of time. I may tell them that they are wrong, and we will come to an agreement.
Bill Budge

Time, May, Wrong

I think if you're an actor you kind of have to be willing to look stupid.
Heather Graham

The public's not stupid.
Rita Ora

But in any case, I did poorly on the tests and so, in the first three years of school, I had teachers who thought I was stupid and when people think you're stupid, they have low expectations for you.
Robert Sternberg

School, Thought, Three

What a stupid attitude we have in this country to personal stories.
Amanda Burton

Attitude, Country, Personal

One has to be foolish or irredeemably stupid to believe that anything good can come to Europe from the land of presumed opportunity.
Julius Streicher

Good, Foolish, Europe

Any girl can look glamorous... just stand there and look stupid.
Doris Day

Girl, Stand, Glamorous

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