The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
Jay Leno

The French never allow a distinguished son of France to lack a statue.
Edward V. Lucas

The more the marbles wastes, the more the statue grows.
Michelangelo

The sculptor produces the beautiful statue by chipping away such parts of the marble block as are not needed - it is a process of elimination.
Elbert Hubbard

The statue of Freedom has not been cast yet, the furnace is hot, we can all still burn our fingers.
Georg Buchner

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
Robin Williams

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.
Dean Martin

Up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in perspective.
John Lithgow

When I got a telly we had no aerial, but I discovered that if I or one of the children stood by it you could get a picture. So I had to make a statue that could stand by the telly.
Beryl Bainbridge

Your work is carved out of agony as a statue is carved out of marble.
Louise Bogan