The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Bette Davis

The Queen is the only person who can put on a tiara with one hand, while walking down stairs.
Princess Margaret

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs.
Vance Havner

Two things are bad for the heart - running up stairs and running down people.
Bernard Baruch

When I first came down stairs, for two or three minutes I went down cellar to the water closet.
Lizzie Andrew Borden

You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs.
Dante Alighieri

You take that walk from the dressing room to the ring and that's when the real man comes out. Then you climb up those four stairs and into the ring. Then finally, you can't wait for the bell to ring.
Gerry Cooney