Spoon Quotes

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
Demetri Martin

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
E. M. Forster

Long, Nothing, Run

You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, 'Mick, it's time to get yourself a new spoon.' And you do.
Mick Jagger

Time, Morning, Yourself

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
John Mayer

School, End, High

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
Paul Lynde

Wonderful, Plate, Sandwiches

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.
Pete Townshend

Born, Mouth, Plastic

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.
John Mayer

Enough, Realized, Fork

When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

Long, Demon, Dining

We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.
Jerry Lewis

Leaving, Place, Born

The worst thing you can do to a child, and I've seen it happen so many times, is the silver spoon.
Elton John

Happen, Child, Times

Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for.
Nicholson Baker

Working, Ice, Sauce

If you try hard enough, you can bend the spoon; you can shift reality.
Christopher Meloni

Reality, Hard, Enough

I've never felt like I was born with a silver spoon at all, although I've felt like howling at the moon a lot of times!
Van Morrison

Times, Moon, Born

There is no disgrace in working. There was no silver spoon around at the time I was born.
Anna Held

Time, Working, Around

I'm more like a spoon symbol. I think women just want to spoon me.
Chris O'Dowd

I'm incredibly boring; I had a very happy childhood. I never starved, nor did I have a silver spoon in my mouth. I'm one of those terribly middle-of-the-road, British middle class, South London gents.
Jude Law

Happy, Boring, Nor

They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon.
Edward Lear

Light, Moon, Hand

Gag me with a spoon!
Moon Unit Zappa

I kind of picked up the game at an early age. The way that other kids would learn what a fork or a spoon is.
Drew Bledsoe

Age, Game, Learn

To be born in Wales, not with a silver spoon in your mouth, but, with music in your blood and with poetry in your soul, is a privilege indeed.
Brian Harris

Music, Poetry, Soul

Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week.
Malin Akerman

Through, Week, Eat

I wasn't born with a golden spoon in my mouth. It was a really tough life.
Yohan Blake

Life, Tough, Born

I was about five years old when I was eating soup in our kitchen, and as I was lifting the spoon towards my mouth, it bent and broke in half.
Uri Geller

Old, Half, Five

Maybe you weren't born with a silver spoon in your mouth, but like every American, you carry a deed to 635 million acres of public lands. That's right. Even if you don't own a house or the latest computer on the market, you own Yosemite, Yellowstone, the Grand Canyon, Golden Gate National Recreation Area, and many other natural treasures.
John Garamendi

American, Public, Born

I once got a letter from a woman who told me she was 90. She said if she were 30 years younger, I would have had to watch out. I guess 60 seems really young when you're 90. She said she would eat me with a spoon.
David James Elliott

Woman, Young, Said

The rule in carving holds good as to criticism; never cut with a knife what you can cut with a spoon.
Charles Buxton

Good, Criticism, Rule

Soon, the viewer won't even know if he's watching on broadcast or the Internet. He'll just be eating his cereal and see an image on the spoon. That's how we'll be watching soon, on spoons. The commercials will be on the knives.
Paul Lieberstein

Won, Soon, Image

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