I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
Bob Hope

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
Bob Hope

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever.
Lance Armstrong

Woman is fine for her own satisfaction alone. No man will admire her the more, no woman will like her the better for it. Neatness and fashion are enough for the former, and a something of shabbiness or impropriety will be most endearing to the latter.
Jane Austen

There is something so amiable in the prejudices of a young mind, that one is sorry to see them give way to the reception of more general opinions.
Jane Austen

Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised, or a little mistaken.
Jane Austen

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
Jane Austen

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

Some years ago I became president of Columbia University and learned within 24 hours to be ready to speak at the drop of a hat, and I learned something more, the trustees were expected to be ready to speak at the passing of the hat.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want something new but cannot let go of the old - old ideas, beliefs, habits, even thoughts. We are out of contact with our own genius. Sometimes we know we are stuck; sometimes we don't. In both cases we have to DO something.
Rush Limbaugh

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
George Burns

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
George Burns

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
Wilson Mizner

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
Wilson Mizner

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
Wilson Mizner

To look at the cross-section of any plan of a big city is to look at something like the section of a fibrous tumor.
Frank Lloyd Wright

God tolerates even our stammering, and pardons our ignorance whenever something inadvertently escapes us - as, indeed, without this mercy there would be no freedom to pray.
John Calvin

There's just something about dance. It's like a primal thing in all of us.
Patrick Swayze

Hell, there are no rules here - we're trying to accomplish something.
Thomas A. Edison