Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Mitch Hedberg

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.
Oprah Winfrey

My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.
Oprah Winfrey

An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
Albert Camus

If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
Steven Wright

The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has no vision.
Helen Keller

A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself.
Joseph Campbell

I've never met a genius. A genius to me is someone who does well at something he hates. Anybody can do well at something he loves - it's just a question of finding the subject.
Clint Eastwood

Electric communication will never be a substitute for the face of someone who with their soul encourages another person to be brave and true.
Charles Dickens

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
Dr. Seuss

Let others lead small lives, but not you. Let others argue over small things, but not you. Let others cry over small hurts, but not you. Let others leave their future in someone else's hands, but not you.
Jim Rohn

If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.
Jim Rohn

If someone is going down the wrong road, he doesn't need motivation to speed him up. What he needs is education to turn him around.
Jim Rohn

Never elated when someone's oppressed, never dejected when another one's blessed.
Alexander Pope

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Erma Bombeck

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
Erma Bombeck

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia.
Robert Frost

If there's any message to my work, it is ultimately that it's OK to be different, that it's good to be different, that we should question ourselves before we pass judgment on someone who looks different, behaves different, talks different, is a different color.
Johnny Depp

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Will Rogers

If you find someone you love in your life, then hang on to that love.
Princess Diana