I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
Rita Rudner

Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I'll show you someone who has overcome adversity.
Lou Holtz

I don't want to be married to someone who feels inferior to my success or because I make more money than he does.
Grace Kelly

I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch and squeeze and kiss. But I don't fold up and die if I don't have a man around.
Cher

I quickly realized that this medium had a lot to offer someone like me. To do Disney-quality hand-drawn cartoons, you have to be a master of two art forms. Seriously, you have to be able to draw like a Leonardo da Vinci or a Michelangelo. But also you have to know movement and timing and control that through 24 frames a second.
John Lasseter

The first condition of education is being able to put someone to wholesome and meaningful work.
John Ruskin

If I'm going to sing like someone else, then I don't need to sing at all.
Billie Holiday

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Drew Carey

When you hear someone from the very north of Scotland speaking, I think its nice, very musical and harmonious.
Sean Connery

When I sing, I feel like when you're first in love. It's more than sex. It's that point two people can get to they call love, when you really touch someone for the first time, but it's gigantic, multiplied by the whole audience. I feel chills.
Janis Joplin

I won't quit to become someone's old lady.
Janis Joplin

Do more than is required. What is the distance between someone who achieves their goals consistently and those who spend their lives and careers merely following? The extra mile.
Gary Ryan Blair

You can tell someone who doesn't have love in their life, then someone who is in love.
Janet Jackson

There are nuclear weapons in China, Iran, Korea and Pakistan. It wouldn't take much to send a couple of warheads off on this planet somewhere that would cause a lot of environmental damage, then if you have got someone who wants to retaliate you have real problems.
Edward James Olmos

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work.
Alfred Hitchcock

Most people have a harder time letting themselves love than finding someone to love them.
Bill Russell

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?
Dennis Miller

Sooner or later we're all someone's dog.
Terry Pratchett

It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing.
Terry Pratchett

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Dylan Thomas