I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
Steven Wright

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Ogden Nash

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Ogden Nash

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.
Will Rogers

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
Will Rogers

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
W. C. Fields

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
W. C. Fields

Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
William Shakespeare

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
William Shakespeare

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.
William Shakespeare

Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered.
William Shakespeare

Dad, I'm in some trouble. There's been an accident and you're going to hear all sorts of things about me from now on. Terrible things.
Edward Kennedy

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice.
Robert Frost

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
Robert Frost

Some books leave us free and some books make us free.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every man I meet is in some way my superior.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who is not everyday conquering some fear has not learned the secret of life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Truth is handsomer than the affectation of love. Your goodness must have some edge to it, else it is none.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every natural fact is a symbol of some spiritual fact.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

In every society some men are born to rule, and some to advise.
Ralph Waldo Emerson