If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.
Clement Freud

Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.
Loni Anderson

In Hollywood you can't even smoke in a bar anymore and yet in the movies they're always showing people smoking. I don't get it.
Gerald McRaney

It is better to not even try it than to endure the ramifications of either quitting smoking or dying.
Christy Turlington

It is common knowledge that smoking is considered one of the nation's leading causes of preventable death, but it's less widely known that cigarettes are also the leading cause of fatal fires.
Ed Markey

It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Fletcher Knebel

It just seemed too weird to me. I don't know, maybe they were smoking a joint in the car downstairs from their parents' apartment. I had to go that far to put together a scenario of how they could have possibly recognized me.
Marc Jacobs

It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy.
Mark Hoppus

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses.
Estella Warren

Listening to a news broadcast is like smoking a cigarette and crushing the butt in the ashtray.
Milan Kundera

Look at any black-and-white movie; everybody is smoking.
Loni Anderson

Most countries are static, and they need to do is keep having babies. But America's like this big old clanking smoking machine that just lumbers across the landscape scooping up and eating everything in sight.
Neal Stephenson

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
George Dennison Prentice

My dad had emphysema and both of my parents had chronic bronchitis and ended up with cancers - all smoking related.
Loni Anderson

My mom started smoking when she was 11. She went to the hill next door to try her first cigarette. She set the entire hill on fire, but it didn't deter her.
Loni Anderson

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
Winston Churchill

Nobody should smoke cigarettes - and smoking with an ulcer is like pouring gasoline on a burning house.
Sara Murray Jordan

Of course, I also gave him the ineffable pleasures of pipe smoking. And no children, because when this character was created I did not yet have the four children I later had. I must add I also gave him a certain taste for food.
Georges Simenon

Often when a person can't get past stress, she will turn to overeating, drinking or smoking, which can become a greater problem than the stress itself.
Marilu Henner

Oh yeah, the preacher's kid has to be the baddest one. If everyone is smoking weed, we've got to smoke crack. If you're throwing rocks, we've got to throw bigger rocks.
Nick Cannon