I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
Fran Lebowitz

I never took my SAT's. I never applied to college. I moved right out here and jumped into the thick of things. Whether that was the smart move or not, I'm sitting here talking to you now, so it paid off.
Scott Foley

I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.
Tia Carrere

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
Aaron Allston

I should have been smart enough to stay happy. But my ambition ruled my life.
Eva Gabor

I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.
Larry Wall

I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, bitchy women.
Lea DeLaria

I think a smart person today realizes that you have to be part of the art films that are done just for the sake of the art.
Halle Berry

I think anyone who uses the web is smart and will profit.
Jason Mraz

I think Fast Company has a tremendously smart focus and execution.
James Daly

I think if the Vatican is smart, someday they'll collect my work.
Andres Serrano

I think it's because it's so different and it takes risks. Plus, it's really smart humor. It gives the audience credit in terms of not needing to tell them when to laugh. I love that about the show. There's no laugh track.
Sarah Chalke

I think it's good to meet smart people and talk.
Ron Silver

I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character.
Suzanne Vega

I think people are smart enough to sort it out. They know when they're watching one of these food fight shows where journalists sit around and yell and scream at each other, versus serious issue reporting.
Bob Woodward

I think smart is sexy. I like smart people. People that are comfortable with themselves I think is very sexy. My cat is really sexy.
Gina Gershon

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.
Chevy Chase

I think to be a successful comic, you have to be exceptionally smart and exceptionally perceptive.
Christopher Meloni

I think unleashing 3,000 smart bombs against the city of Baghdad in the first several days of the war... to me, if those were unleashed against the San Francisco Bay Area, I would call that an act of extreme terrorism.
Pete Stark

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early '70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire.
David Zucker