Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.
Abraham Lincoln

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Oscar Wilde

Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground.
John Lennon

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi Berra

I'd go to, like, six different schools in one year. We were on welfare, and my mom never ever worked.
Eminem

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Lewis Carroll

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Lewis Carroll

The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn't mind going to jail for, what, five, six hours? It was absolutely worth it.
Johnny Depp

Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six.
Leo Tolstoy

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
H. L. Mencken

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.
Salvador Dali

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Henny Youngman

The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six years.
George Bernard Shaw

Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.
Ambrose Bierce

I remember when I first came to Washington. For the first six months you wonder how the hell you ever got here. For the next six months you wonder how the hell the rest of them ever got here.
Harry S. Truman

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
Fred Allen

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
Fred Allen

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
Andy Rooney

You can't reason yourself back into cheerfulness any more than you can reason yourself into an extra six inches in height.
Stephen Fry

It's been six years since I have had a drink and I have two girls, and my priorities are a lot different now and I just can't believe I was that guy. And I would not go back, I would not trade the way I am now for anything.
Brett Favre