Since there will be no one left to talk peace after the next war, it makes good sense to break with tradition and hold the peace conference first.
William Glasser

A civilization is a heritage of beliefs, customs, and knowledge slowly accumulated in the course of centuries, elements difficult at times to justify by logic, but justifying themselves as paths when they lead somewhere, since they open up for man his inner distance.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Charity never humiliated him who profited from it, nor ever bound him by the chains of gratitude, since it was not to him but to God that the gift was made.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
Joan Rivers

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
Joan Rivers

Ever since I was a child I have had this instinctive urge for expansion and growth. To me, the function and duty of a quality human being is the sincere and honest development of one's potential.
Bruce Lee

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
Dave Barry

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.
Dave Barry

Some men have a necessity to be mean, as if they were exercising a faculty which they had to partially neglect since early childhood.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished.
Chuck Palahniuk

Every act you have ever performed since the day you were born was performed because you wanted something.
Andrew Carnegie

The paradoxes of today are the prejudices of tomorrow, since the most benighted and the most deplorable prejudices have had their moment of novelty when fashion lent them its fragile grace.
Marcel Proust

Since new developments are the products of a creative mind, we must therefore stimulate and encourage that type of mind in every way possible.
George Washington Carver

Capitalism should not be condemned, since we haven't had capitalism.
Ron Paul

I want to say that probably 24 hours after I told CBS that I was stepping down at my 65th birthday, I was already regretting it. And I regretted it every day since.
Walter Cronkite

Man was created a little lower than the angels and has bin getting a little lower ever since.
Josh Billings

We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector.
David Letterman

Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.
David Letterman

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.
Don Adams

Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others.
Edward Abbey