An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
Fred Allen

And I was victim to that very early in my career, where I would go into auditions, and I'd be wearing a big T shirt, a big baggy T shirt and loose jeans. You know, to try and show people that there was more to me than just that.
Charlize Theron

Apart from anything else, I find boots are too hot except in wintry weather. At home I usually wear a sweater, shirt and slacks.
Honor Blackman

Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped shirt and a whistle on Friday night.
Jim Mitchell

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
Jeff Foxworthy

Doubts are like stains on a shirt. I like shirts with stains, because when I'm given a shirt that's too clean, one that's completely white, I immediately start having doubts.
Antonio Tabucchi

I am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement.
Bridget Hall

I am very excited to be here in Wales and look forward to putting on the Cardiff Blues shirt.
Jonah Lomu

I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.
Neil Tennant

I felt that I ostracized myself by my behavior, by the past, by living with all the regrets of my mistakes, that I sort of wore a hair shirt and beat myself up most of the day thinking and regretting why did I make such a mistake? Why have I made so many mistakes?
Sarah Ferguson

I have always wanted to act ever since I was a little girl. I would put a blanket under my shirt and pretend that I was pregnant. Then, I would go through childbirth.
Dakota Fanning

I love my work with a frenetic and perverse love, as an ascetic loves the hair shirt which scratches his belly.
Gustave Flaubert

I was a tough kid with the jeans, the concert shirt with the flannel over it, the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair.
Cameron Diaz

I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'
Jason Segel

I was working at the store on the Sony studios in Culver City. And I was literally holding a shirt when they came in and told me I'd got the part! It just shows dreams do come true.
Derek Luke

I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account.
Leslie Nielsen

I'm not going to take my shirt off in every movie.
Morris Chestnut

I've never got on with the British press because they've always given me such a hard time. Once they build a band up they just want to do people down. They shouldn't concentrate on the colour of someone's shirt they should listen to the music.
Andrew Eldritch

If you want to have clean ideas, change them as often as your shirt.
Francis Picabia