The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mode but the true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives the passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman grows with the passing years.
Audrey Hepburn

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries or the way she combs her hair.
Audrey Hepburn

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.
Voltaire

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back.
Dale Carnegie

Nature cannot be tricked or cheated. She will give up to you the object of your struggles only after you have paid her price.
Napoleon Hill

My family, frankly, they weren't folks who went to church every week. My mother was one of the most spiritual people I knew but she didn't raise me in the church, so I came to my Christian faith later in life and it was because the precepts of Jesus Christ spoke to me in terms of the kind of life that I would want to lead.
Barack Obama

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
Mae West

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Mae West

My sorrow, when she's here with me, thinks these dark days of autumn rain are beautiful as days can be; she loves the bare, the withered tree; she walks the sodden pasture lane.
Robert Frost

A woman has the age she deserves.
Coco Chanel

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Woody Allen

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'
Woody Allen

She believed in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist.
Jean-Paul Sartre

My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.
Mitch Hedberg

She is the mother I never had, she is the sister everybody would want. She is the friend that everybody deserves. I don't know a better person.
Oprah Winfrey

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
Rodney Dangerfield

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
Steven Wright

She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).
Lewis Carroll

It's my old girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to it before her. Discipline must be maintained.
Charles Dickens