We were using Brooke as an actress; she was playing different roles: a liberated woman, a teenager, a vamp.
Calvin Klein

We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.
Brian Clough

She made the decision that her existence had lost its meaning. And you cannot judge that.
Jack Kevorkian

In the land of my birth I cannot vote, whereas a young person of eighteen can vote. And why? Because he or she possesses that wonderful biological attribute - a white skin.
Desmond Tutu

Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She's thicker.
Snoop Dogg

When people say, 'She's got everything', I've got one answer - I haven't had tomorrow.
Elizabeth Taylor

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
Noel Coward

I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.
Stephen Colbert

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.
Stephen Colbert

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
Joseph Addison

She discovered with great delight that one does not love one's children just because they are one's children but because of the friendship formed while raising them.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Man is defined as a human being and a woman as a female - whenever she behaves as a human being she is said to imitate the male.
Simone de Beauvoir

Society, being codified by man, decrees that woman is inferior; she can do away with this inferiority only by destroying the male's superiority.
Simone de Beauvoir

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.
Paris Hilton

Well, knowledge is a fine thing, and mother Eve thought so; but she smarted so severely for hers, that most of her daughters have been afraid of it since.
Abigail Adams

There are no contests in the Art of Peace. A true warrior is invincible because he or she contests with nothing. Defeat means to defeat the mind of contention that we harbor within.
Morihei Ueshiba

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
Robert Orben

There is a one woman in China that claimed she paid $50 to get my e-mail address. It was pretty shocking. I got one this morning from Scotland. A girl's requesting a signed photo of me.
Michael Phelps

If Ireland is to become a new Ireland she must first become European.
James Joyce

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody.
Jay London