Shave Quotes

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Bill Cosby

Father, Child, Times

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
Mitch Hedberg

Time, Someone, Else

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
Dave Barry

Men, Truth, Cool

The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.
Adlai E. Stevenson

Best, Reason, President

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
Simon Cowell

Great, Off, Dress

I was really excited to get to shave my head - it's something I'd wanted to do for a while and now I had a good excuse. It was nice to shed that level of vanity.
Natalie Portman

Good, Nice, Wanted

When I portray Stabler, I have to shave every day and cut my hair every week! And then, I really like to change my looks for films like 'Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle' where I have the pleasure of playing the ugliest man in the world.
Christopher Meloni

Change, Hair, Playing

I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.'
Eric Bana

Dad, Hate, Bring

I shave my body in all kinds of ways, wear tons of eyeliner and dye my hair pink.
Beth Ditto

Hair, Body, Ways

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.
Drew Carey

Change, Why, Wish

I was in a Montessori school. There was a drum circle with all the kids passing around a little bongo drum. I was the last person in the circle, and when it got to me I played 'Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits' - in front of all the parents. Blew the crowd away at five years old.
Jack White

School, Parents, Person

You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what's in there.
Lawrence Kasdan

Funny, Fear, Movies

I look thuggish when I shave my head and wear big boots. I walk into a newsagent and people think I'm going to jump the counter.
Robert Smith

Big, Walk, Head

You know, I just tend to grow my beard out for 'Parks and Rec.' As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role. When you look at pictures of me, the longer my hair is, the longer my facial hair is, that's just the longer I haven't gotten a job.
Chris Pratt

Fake, Job, Hard

There is no such thing as a life of passion any more than a continuous earthquake, or an eternal fever. Besides, who would ever shave themselves in such a state?
George Byron

Life, Passion, Themselves

I shave my legs twice a week. It's hard the first time you do it. But I'm very lazy. For a team photo in December I just did the fronts.
David Millar

Time, Hard, Lazy

I've always wanted to shave my head for a role because I've wanted to play a character who had a shaved head. I don't know what the fascination is.
Elisha Cuthbert

Character, Play, Wanted

I was going to shave it. It went in two parts. I got a bob first but it kept falling all over my face. Then it was off, short. The main reason it was long was because my mother cut it short when I was little and I was trying to make up for that.
Cathy Freeman

Mother, Long, Trying

I had to do the full body shave for the first coupla weeks of 'White Chicks,' then I said, 'You know what? I'm just gonna be a hairy white chick 'cause this is too much!
Marlon Wayans

Said, Body, Full

I don't shave when I'm not working.
Darren Criss

I try to shave at night so my skin has a chance to settle by the early morning call-time.
Patrick Wilson

Morning, Night, Try

Every woman should shave her head once in her life, to experience what it feels like.
Bai Ling

Life, Experience, Woman

I want to play a character I've never been before-a crazy serial killer like Charlize Theron in Monster. I'd love to have to shave my head.
Jennifer Lawrence

Love, Crazy, Character

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.
Chaz Bono

Birthday, Wanted, Process

I always saw myself as really ugly. My father even told me I was ugly because I would shave my head and look like a boy.
Asia Argento

Father, Ugly, Head

Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.
Persis Khambatta

Said, Hair, Head

When my dad was badly weakened by the flu and my mom wanted to call an ambulance to take him to the emergency room, he wouldn't go unless he could shave first and change into a nice shirt and a pair of slacks.
Rich Lowry

Change, Mom, Dad

I had to delegate authority to the people on my staff. That means you shave away the hierarchy.
Jurgen Klinsmann

Away, Means, Authority

I shave without using shaving cream.
Jerry Stiller

Using, Shaving, Cream

The work is with me when I wake up in the morning; it is with me while I eat my breakfast in bed and run through the newspaper, while I shave and bathe and dress.
C. S. Forester

Work, Morning, Through

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