Sex is God's joke on human beings.
Bette Davis

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.
Bette Davis

When I sing, I feel like when you're first in love. It's more than sex. It's that point two people can get to they call love, when you really touch someone for the first time, but it's gigantic, multiplied by the whole audience. I feel chills.
Janis Joplin

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
Bill Maher

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
James A. Baldwin

There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.
Mary Kay Ash

Neither sex, without some fertilization of the complimentary characters of the other, is capable of the highest reaches of human endeavor.
Jean-Paul Sartre

My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
Emo Philips

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
Phyllis Diller

As regards the individual nature, woman is defective and misbegotten, for the active power of the male seed tends to the production of a perfect likeness in the masculine sex; while the production of a woman comes from defect in the active power.
Saint Thomas Aquinas

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.
Dave Barry

An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley

Sex is on the minds of most people, especially those who shouldn't be having it.
William Glasser

Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.
William Glasser

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Robert A. Heinlein

If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or 'our' country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share.
Virginia Woolf

One of the things being in politics has taught me is that men are not a reasoned or reasonable sex.
Margaret Thatcher

In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft.
H. L. Mencken

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
Bette Midler

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.
Jay Leno