I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Katharine Hepburn

Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.
Karl Marx

Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex.
Karl Marx

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve Martin

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
Steve Martin

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Jackie Kennedy

I had a great many sex and love cases where people were absolutely devastated when somebody with whom they were compulsively in love didn't love them back. They were killing themselves with anxiety and depression.
Albert Ellis

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Woody Allen

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
Joan Rivers

It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
Joan Rivers

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
Joan Rivers

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.
Margaret Mead

Yes, exercise is the catalyst. That's what makes everything happen: your digestion, your elimination, your sex life, your skin, hair, everything about you depends on circulation. And how do you increase circulation?
Jack LaLanne

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
George Bernard Shaw