I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
Erma Bombeck

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
W. C. Fields

There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise.
Mary Kay Ash

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
Andy Warhol

I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.
Angelina Jolie

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Bill Cosby

In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft.
H. L. Mencken

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.
Ogden Nash

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
James A. Baldwin

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.
Linus Torvalds

The fact is I am not having sex. But I feel absolutely ripe for the, what would you say? plucking?
Angelina Jolie

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
George Bernard Shaw

Literature - creative literature - unconcerned with sex, is inconceivable.
Gertrude Stein

The test of one's behavior pattern is their relationship to society, relationship to work and relationship to sex.
Alfred Adler

Sex is on the minds of most people, especially those who shouldn't be having it.
William Glasser

Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.
William Glasser

"Sex" is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.
Marquis de Sade

If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or 'our' country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share.
Virginia Woolf

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.
Margaret Mead

Though the sex to which I belong is considered weak you will nevertheless find me a rock that bends to no wind.
Elizabeth I