Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex.
Karl Marx

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.
Katharine Hepburn

Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I'm past that age.
Katharine Hepburn

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve Martin

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
Steve Martin

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns

Yes, exercise is the catalyst. That's what makes everything happen: your digestion, your elimination, your sex life, your skin, hair, everything about you depends on circulation. And how do you increase circulation?
Jack LaLanne

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Woody Allen

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Jackie Kennedy

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful.
Margaret Mead

Sex is God's joke on human beings.
Bette Davis

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.
Bette Davis

Sex is on the minds of most people, especially those who shouldn't be having it.
William Glasser

Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.
William Glasser

I had a great many sex and love cases where people were absolutely devastated when somebody with whom they were compulsively in love didn't love them back. They were killing themselves with anxiety and depression.
Albert Ellis

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
James A. Baldwin

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
Bill Maher