Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
Andy Warhol

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe

A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing.
Marilyn Monroe

Being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered.
Marilyn Monroe

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
Bill Cosby

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
W. C. Fields

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Groucho Marx

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.
Mitch Hedberg

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
Rodney Dangerfield

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
Rodney Dangerfield

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
Rodney Dangerfield

I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
Erma Bombeck

Sex is emotion in motion.
Mae West

Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.
Karl Marx

Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex.
Karl Marx

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
George Bernard Shaw

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns