I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge.
Jennifer Lopez

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Helen Rowland

Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.
Elsa Maxwell

We're running the company to serve more people.
Mark Zuckerberg

Public servants are paid to serve the American people. Do it well.
Donald Rumsfeld

For as well as I have loved thee heretofore, mine heart will not serve now to see thee; for through thee and me is the flower of kings and knights destroyed.
Thomas Malory

You know, I've been attending so many banquets that I know what they're going to serve before I get there.
Knute Rockne

I didn't serve on a committee that dealt with foreign policy.
Geraldine Ferraro

You kind of live and die by the serve.
Pete Sampras

What pity is it That we can die, but once to serve our country.
Joseph Addison

There is every indication that we are to see new developments of the power of aggregated capital to serve civilization, and that the new developments will be made right here in America.
William Graham Sumner

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
P. G. Wodehouse

Genius without religion is only a lamp on the outer gate of a palace; it may serve to cast a gleam of light on those that are without, while the inhabitant sits in darkness.
Hannah More

Of what use is the memory of facts, if not to serve as an example of good or of evil?
Alfred de Vigny

Power ought to serve as a check to power.
Charles de Secondat

Literature has to serve as a moral control of politics.
Yevgeny Yevtushenko

Art must not serve might.
Karel Capek

My one purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
Jamie Zawinski

A person who has sympathy for mankind in the lump, faith in its future progress, and desire to serve the great cause of this progress, should be called not a humanist, but a humanitarian, and his creed may be designated as humanitarianism.
Irving Babbitt

The time will come, without my seeking it, that my words will almost serve as law. If I ask a certain thing, it will be done. If I don't want something, it will not be done.
Sun Myung Moon