Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
Ambrose Bierce

Women have seldom sufficient employment to silence their feelings; a round of little cares, or vain pursuits frittering away all strength of mind and organs, they become naturally only objects of sense.
Mary Wollstonecraft

Women were seldom given quality assignments or adequate air time.
Jessica Savitch

Writers seldom choose as friends those self-contained characters who are never in trouble, never unhappy or ill, never make mistakes and always count their change when it is handed to them.
Catherine Drinker Bowen

You faced front, you seldom smiled, since levity was not the mark you wanted put across your face forever.
Michael Lesy

You have to remember that I was a bright but simple fellow from Canada who seldom, if ever, met another writer, and then only a so-called literary type that occasionally sold a story and meanwhile worked in an office for a living.
A. E. van Vogt

You have to remember we're just performers, that we seldom have any kind of grasp on real life.
Tom Kenny

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
Olin Miller

You seldom get a censorship attempt from a 14-year-old boy. It's the adults who get upset.
Robert Cormier

You seldom get that in film where you're lucky if you get any say at all in the final cut.
Greta Scacchi

You very seldom see a picture where you watch the process of falling in love.
Alfre Woodard