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A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.
Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.
When I tried to play something and screwed up, I'd hear some other note that would come into play. Then I started trying different things to find the beauty in it.
Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?
Richard M. Nixon
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
Look, we know we screwed up when we were in the majority. We fell in love with power. We spent way too much money - especially on earmarks. There was too much corruption when we ran this place. We were guilty. And that's why we lost.
I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor.
John W. Vessey, Jr.
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.
One principle I've been fighting for that doesn't endear me to a lot of people is that black people can be just as complicated and screwed up as white people. Our motives can be just as base and violent. Suffering does not necessarily ennoble you.
Henry Louis Gates
I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed.
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
I sort of became infatuated with soldiers. I got to know some of them and got a little perturbed with Hollywood making a spectacle out of them and making them look like they have screwed up somehow.
A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time.
To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They've got their heads screwed on a lot better.
All my movies got screwed up because of my personality.
I have my head screwed on right. I haven't been this way in a long time.
In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn't tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California.
It takes a lot of energy and creativity to make such screwed up lives carry on. And the kind of will people have to survive, year after year, dealing with that stuff, is weirdly impressive.
I can't imagine that anybody is as screwed up as I am.
Any Ambassador or Foreign Service Officer who has his or her head screwed on right knows that the U.S. position in the world is far more dependent on our ability to compete in world markets.
When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
People say 'Hogan, you have this creative control clause?' and I say 'yeah, but the only time I've ever exercised it in 30 years is when Vince Russo screwed me'. And it didn't even help then! I got screwed and couldn't do anything about it!
It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
I don't know why people think child actresses in particular are screwed up. I see kids everywhere who are totally bored. I've never been bored a day in my life.
Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.
I see girls who haven't had a carbohydrate in three years. The second you go back to eating right, you're going to put that weight on. You eat one piece of bread and you are screwed, lady!
Everyone is usually screwed up in some way and that is usually where the work comes in - figuring out how to make it believable and make it real to present someone's problems that you don't necessarily actually know anything about.
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.
Don Van Vliet
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