When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw your taxes.
Don Drysdale

Why dont we get drunk and screw?
Jimmy Buffett

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
David Spade

You just make sure you don't screw it up. It's going to work as long as you don't mess it up. Hopefully you have plenty of those moments in a big comedy.
Harold Ramis

You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing.
Jake Roberts

You're torn between wanting to fill in all the spaces and knowing that's really going to screw up the screenplay. And yet, how are you going to communicate it to people who really don't understand the process?
Robert Towne