I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin

If guys don't respect themselves, they don't respect other people. That's times and personalities. And all of them are not that way. But it don't take but one or two to screw up the whole crowd.
Richard Petty

If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day for the happiness of Argentina, I will do it.
Evita Peron

It's a mood record. Like one night you're going to be down in the dumps depressed because you're thinking about your ex-boyfriend and the next moment you're gonna be like screw him you know? And the next one you're saying to yourself "God I'm in love."
Willa Ford

It's not the most normal life in the world, but I screw up plenty of times to be a normal teenager.
Mila Kunis

Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.
Jake Roberts

Now, therefore, the Directors of the company are hereby ordered to see that precautions are taken to make travel on said railroad perfectly safe by using a screw with at least twenty-four inches diameter.
Joshua A. Norton

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
Danny DeVito

People just expect you to show up, be a cartoon character of yourself, take your money and go home. But don't screw up to the point where you're gonna be out of the picture.
Jimmy Chamberlin

Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners.
Colley Cibber

Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity.
Mark Hoppus

So what do we do? Anything. Something. So long as we just don't sit there. If we screw it up, start over. Try something else. If we wait until we've satisfied all the uncertainties, it may be too late.
Lee Iacocca

The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want.
Patrick Swayze

They're guys who want to screw around all the time, which interests me not at all. God knows we've done that, been there, and we don't want to do that any more.
Lauren Bacall

This life of ours, this is a wonderful life. If you can get through life like this and get away with it, hey that's great. But it's very predictable. There's so many ways you can screw it up.
Paul Castellano

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
Bob Newhart

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things.
Neil Cavuto

We need to accept that we won't always make the right decisions, that we'll screw up royally sometimes - understanding that failure is not the opposite of success, it's part of success.
Arianna Huffington

We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare.
Uta Hagen

When so much money is involved in these movies, someone somewhere is going to try to screw you.
Adam Duritz