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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
To become a doctor, you spend so much time in the tunnels of preparation - head down, trying not to screw up, trying to make it from one day to the next - that it is a shock to find yourself at the other end, with someone shaking your hand and asking how much money you want to make.
Good luck happens to people who work hard for it. Sometimes people just fall into the honey pot, but I've consistently strived to create whatever good fortune I can get in my life - and consistently strive just as hard not to screw it up once I have it!
We need to accept that we won't always make the right decisions, that we'll screw up royally sometimes - understanding that failure is not the opposite of success, it's part of success.
Some people go to bed at night thinking, 'That was a good day.' I am one of those who worries and asks, 'How did I screw up today?'
If you screw up and do something, don't lie about it; come clean.
Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity.
It can kind of screw up things if you're trying to overwork something.
So what do we do? Anything. Something. So long as we just don't sit there. If we screw it up, start over. Try something else. If we wait until we've satisfied all the uncertainties, it may be too late.
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
Really, I don't care if people think I'm too skinny. This is my body. If they don't like it, screw it.
Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.
George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.
I feel there are two people inside me - me and my intuition. If I go against her, she'll screw me every time, and if I follow her, we get along quite nicely.
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
I've probably earned the right to screw up a few times. I don't want the fear of failure to stop me from doing what I really care about.
I'd rather get up early and go out and do something than stay up late and screw up my body.
I have cellulite. I admit it. But sometimes I just say, 'Screw it, I am going to wear a bikini.'
I am a misanthrope and yet utterly benevolent, have more than one screw loose yet am a super-idealist who digests philosophy more efficiently than food.
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.
Hunter S. Thompson
And I laugh at myself when I screw things up, which happens all the time.
Sometimes if you jump into something too quickly, you can screw up something that might have been good two years down the road.
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.
Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake.
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
John F. Kennedy
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