Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
Bill Vaughan

Now, that is in a way also what scientists are trying to do they're trying to get people to see that the world can be represented in an alternative way and that it's right.
Jonathan Miller

One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid.
James D. Watson

One of the great problems of the world today is undoubtedly this problem of not being able to talk to scientists, because we don't understand science; they can't talk to us because they don't understand anything else, poor dears.
Michael Flanders

One way we can enliven the imagination is to push it toward the illogical. We're not scientists. We don't always have to make the logical, reasonable leap.
Stella Adler

Originally, in the early eighties, the drug hypothesis was among the first which occurred to scientists.
Serge Lang

Others think it the responsibility of scientists to coerce the rest of society, because they have the power that derives from special knowledge.
John Charles Polanyi

Our assessment of socio-economic worth is largely a sham. We scientists should not lend ourselves to it - though we routinely do. We should, instead, insist on applying the criterion of quality.
John Charles Polanyi

Our record number of teenagers must become our record number of high school and college graduates and our record number of teachers, scientists, doctors, lawyers, and skilled professionals.
Ruben Hinojosa

People are already self-selected by the time they've decided to become scientists.
Jonathan Miller

Physicists analyze systems. Web scientists, however, can create the systems.
Tim Berners-Lee

Rocket scientists agree that we have about reached the limit of our ability to travel in space using chemical rockets. To achieve anything near the speed of light we will need a new energy source and a new propellant. Nuclear fission is not an option.
Wilson Greatbatch

Science fiction is no more written for scientists that ghost stories are written for ghosts.
Brian Aldiss

Science is what scientists do.
Dennis Flanagan

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
Fran Lebowitz

Scientists across the globe are catching on - global warming is not real science. There is a sucker born every minute who believes in it, and Al Gore is playing the role of P.T. Barnum.
Max S. Strozier

Scientists and creationists are always at odds, of course.
Marilyn vos Savant

Scientists and scholars should constitute themselves as an international NGO of exceptional authority.
John Charles Polanyi

Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.
Conan O'Brien

Scientists are always skeptics.
Donald Norman