When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
Megan Fox

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
John Mayer

My mother never gave up one me. I messed up in school so much they were sending me home, but my mother sent me right back.
Denzel Washington

A Christian is nothing but a sinful man who has put himself to school for Christ for the honest purpose of becoming better.
Henry Ward Beecher

The Church is not a gallery for the exhibition of eminent Christians, but a school for the education of imperfect ones.
Henry Ward Beecher

Before I was a year old I walked and talked and I was even potty trained. When I started going to school I think I got on everyone's nerves because I used to ask adult questions rather than settle for the stuff usually fed to kids.
Sharon Stone

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.
Billy Crystal

You know, my children go to a local, local catholic school just down the road.
John Deacon

When I was in junior high school, the teachers voted me the student most likely to end up in the electric chair.
Sylvester Stallone

So I went to English school, secondary English school, so forget going to Mecca for my religious education.
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi

I'm not a very good advertisement for the American school system.
David Brinkley

I mean, I never liked being told what to do. It's one of the reasons I dropped out of school. Give me something to assemble, I won't look at the directions, I'll try to figure it out by myself. It's why I love Ikea furniture.
Dave Grohl

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
Dennis Rodman

Something stopped me in school a little bit. Anything that I'm not interested in, I can't even feign interest.
Quentin Tarantino

That smell of freshly cut grass makes me think of Friday night football in high school. The smell of popcorn and cigar smoke reminds me of the stadium. The cutting of the grass reminds me of the August practice.
Garth Brooks

I believe in the Wal-Mart school of business. The less people pay, the more they enjoy it.
Garth Brooks

The real American type can never be a ballet dancer. The legs are too long, the body too supple and the spirit too free for this school of affected grace and toe walking.
Isadora Duncan

You know, you can make a small mistake in language or etiquette in Britain, or you could when I was younger, and really be made to feel it, and it's the flick of a lash, but it would sting, and especially at school where there's not much privacy, and so on. You could, yes, undoubtedly be made to feel crushed.
Christopher Hitchens

I was kicked out of school because of my attitude. I was not assimilating. So I went to work, taking any jobs I could get.
Richard Pryor

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.
Chevy Chase