And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
Sarah Silverman

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
Tina Fey

I was the editor of the school newspaper and in drama club and choir, so I was not a popular girl in the traditional sense, but I think I was known for being relatively scathing.
Tina Fey

In the rainy season, sometimes to get to the first lesson we had to run really quick, because we had to cross the river to school and we'd have to go up and down the bank to find a place to cross because there is no bridge.
Haile Gebrselassie

I used to run to school, 10k every day. And this at altitude, perfect preparation, really.
Haile Gebrselassie

As a 9th grader, I competed with the high school kids and out of 600 people, I finished 10th.
Bo Jackson

I was a pitcher, shortstop and outfielder, and the Yankees tried to sign me out of high school as a first-round draft pick in 1981. I turned them down to go to college.
Bo Jackson

It occurred to me in my junior year of high school. I got my first letter from a big college. I still have that letter to this day - a letter from Indiana.
Bo Jackson

There is only one school of literature - that of talent.
Vladimir Nabokov

For millions of men and women, the church has been the hospital for the soul, the school for the mind and the safe depository for moral ideas.
Gerald R. Ford

The right wing always mobilizes around constitutional amendments: the right to bear arms, school prayer.
Al Sharpton

I won vice president of my student body in high school. That doesn't mean anything.
Al Sharpton

I never went to a modeling school, and I don't suggest to anybody that they go to a modeling school.
Heidi Klum

Well, I was going to school in Germany. And in my free time I was dancing.
Heidi Klum

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.
Adlai E. Stevenson

My parent's divorce and hard times at school, all those things combined to mold me, to make me grow up quicker. And it gave me the drive to pursue my dreams that I wouldn't necessarily have had otherwise.
Christina Aguilera

I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came up to talk to me. Later I found out they were telling their boyfriends, 'If you talk to her, I'll kill you.' It's always rough with that high school thing.
Christina Aguilera

I always wanted to have my own album released before I graduated from high school.
Christina Aguilera

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!
Dave Attell

All school districts receive funds from the federal government, through the Department of Education, to support anti-drug education efforts.
John Walters