The school is the last expenditure upon which America should be willing to economize.
Franklin D. Roosevelt

If I miss coaching that much, I could go to some little school where they didn't recruit, where all the kids wanted to go. I believe I could find somewhere to coach.
Bear Bryant

I've had many a player tell me all through high school and right up until signing day that they were coming to Alabama, then they signed with somebody else.
Bear Bryant

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man.
Chris Rock

In school, I could hear the leaves rustle and go on a journey.
Clint Eastwood

I think the future of psychotherapy and psychology is in the school system. We need to teach every child how to rarely seriously disturb himself or herself and how to overcome disturbance when it occurs.
Albert Ellis

Alexander at the head of the world never tasted the true pleasure that boys of his own age have enjoyed at the head of a school.
Horace Walpole

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Woody Allen

I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids.
Dolly Parton

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
Henny Youngman

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
Lenny Bruce

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
Lenny Bruce

Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to school an intelligence and make it a soul?
John Keats

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.
Jack Nicholson

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.
Jack Nicholson

It wasn't until I went to Korea out of high school and got exposed to the martial arts for the first time and was just completely enamored with the physical ability of the martial arts and making my black belt.
Chuck Norris

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Emo Philips

In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.
Emo Philips

I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.
Don Adams

In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.
Dave Barry