What is a rebel? A man who says no.
Albert Camus

Just talk to me as a father - not what the Constitution says. What do you feel?
Joe Biden

Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
Emo Philips

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'
Emo Philips

In a separation it is the one who is not really in love who says the more tender things.
Marcel Proust

Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window; Why, why, says the junk in the yard.
Paul McCartney

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.
Jay Leno

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
David Letterman

Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, 'but don't insult me poor bleedin' country.
Edward Abbey

One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
Jim Carrey

A man's face as a rule says more, and more interesting things, than his mouth, for it is a compendium of everything his mouth will ever say, in that it is the monogram of all this man's thoughts and aspirations.
Arthur Schopenhauer

For an author to write as he speaks is just as reprehensible as the opposite fault, to speak as he writes; for this gives a pedantic effect to what he says, and at the same time makes him hardly intelligible.
Arthur Schopenhauer

You know what the Englishman's idea of compromise is? He says, Some people say there is a God. Some people say there is no God. The truth probably lies somewhere between these two statements.
William Butler Yeats

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
Milton Berle

Voters quickly forget what a man says.
Richard M. Nixon

A man who says that no patriot should attack the war until it is over... is saying no good son should warn his mother of a cliff until she has fallen.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry.
Henry Ward Beecher

If anybody says he can think about quantum physics without getting giddy, that only shows he has not understood the first thing about them.
Niels Bohr

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Charles M. Schulz