There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way."
C. S. Lewis

An enemy generally says and believes what he wishes.
Thomas Jefferson

I find that he is happiest of whom the world says least, good or bad.
Thomas Jefferson

The aphorism in which I am the first master among Germans, are the forms of "eternity"; my ambition is to say in ten sentences what everyone else says in a book - what everyone else does not say in a book.
Friedrich Nietzsche

It says nothing against the ripeness of a spirit that it has a few worms.
Friedrich Nietzsche

The most successful politician is he who says what the people are thinking most often in the loudest voice.
Theodore Roosevelt

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.
Audrey Hepburn

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
Audrey Hepburn

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
George Carlin

One merit of poetry few persons will deny: it says more and in fewer words than prose.
Voltaire

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'
Erich Fromm

The Vedanta recognizes no sin it only recognizes error. And the greatest error, says the Vedanta is to say that you are weak, that you are a sinner, a miserable creature, and that you have no power and you cannot do this and that.
Swami Vivekananda

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
P. J. O'Rourke

How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks.
Marcus Aurelius

The existentialist says at once that man is anguish.
Jean-Paul Sartre

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'
Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
Steven Wright

What is a rebel? A man who says no.
Albert Camus

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.
Groucho Marx