It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods.
H. L. Mencken

Any cook should be able to run the country.
Vladimir Lenin

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
David Letterman

Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.
David Letterman

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.
Jay Leno

If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.
Dan Quayle

My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they're going to stay that way.
Al Capone

In the long run we are all dead.
John Maynard Keynes

Long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead.
John Maynard Keynes

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
Ambrose Bierce

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams

An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out?
Rene Descartes

But life is long. And it is the long run that balances the short flare of interest and passion.
Sylvia Plath

The worst of madmen is a saint run mad.
Alexander Pope

Like a baseball game, wars are not over till they are over. Wars don't run on a clock like football. No previous generation was so hopelessly unrealistic that this had to be explained to them.
Thomas Sowell

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
Ron White

The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.'
Conan O'Brien

All ballplayers should quit when it starts to feel as if all the baselines run uphill.
Babe Ruth

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.
Babe Ruth

I had only one superstition. I made sure to touch all the bases when I hit a home run.
Babe Ruth