I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
David Letterman

Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.
David Letterman

My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they're going to stay that way.
Al Capone

In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest.
Henry Miller

An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out?
Rene Descartes

It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods.
H. L. Mencken

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
Ambrose Bierce

No problem is too big to run away from.
Charles M. Schulz

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
Charles M. Schulz

The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.'
Conan O'Brien

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
Ron White

Yet if a woman never lets herself go, how will she ever know how far she might have got? If she never takes off her high-heeled shoes, how will she ever know how far she could walk or how fast she could run?
Germaine Greer

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
Red Skelton

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
Red Skelton

In the long run we are all dead.
John Maynard Keynes

Long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead.
John Maynard Keynes

The worst of madmen is a saint run mad.
Alexander Pope

Like a baseball game, wars are not over till they are over. Wars don't run on a clock like football. No previous generation was so hopelessly unrealistic that this had to be explained to them.
Thomas Sowell

There's no safe Republican district. You can run, but you cannot hide.
Rahm Emanuel