A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.
Humphrey Bogart

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.
Garrison Keillor

A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that.
Bootsy Collins

Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam - that guy is pork. Roast pork unless he changes his point of view.
Dick Morris

As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.
Hattie McDaniel

For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more.
Steve Albini

God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
Dane Cook

It may not be possible to get rare roast beef but if you're willing to settle for well done, ask them to hold the sweetened library paste that passes for gravy.
Marian Burros

It's not color, it's like pouring 40 tablespoons of sugar water over a roast.
John Huston

John Henry Newman was as English as roast beef, even if he lacked a passion for cricket.
Clifford Longley

Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.
Jules Renard

Mustard's no good without roast beef.
Chico Marx

My mom cooked pot roast with noodles and frozen vegetables. Or she'd make spaghetti or hot dogs, or heat up TV dinners. Before I started modeling at age 19, I was 5'8" and weighed 165 pounds.
Carol Alt

Singing songs like 'The Man I Love' or 'Porgy' is no more work than sitting down and eating Chinese roast duck, and I love roast duck.
Billie Holiday

The feeling of friendship is like that of being comfortably filled with roast beef; love, like being enlivened with champagne.
Samuel Johnson

The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg.
Alexander Pope