Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
David Frost

I love what I'm doing. It's my life. When it's time to go, I'll probably be fighting to get out of the casket. I'll be yelling at the priest instead of a referee.
Lou Duva

Life is a game with many rules but no referee. One learns how to play it more by watching it than by consulting any book, including the holy book. Small wonder, then, that so many play dirty, that so few win, that so many lose.
Joseph Brodsky

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
Bill Cosby

Once the referee throws the ball in the air, it's either your ball or their ball and you have to just take your shot.
LL Cool J

The referee is going to be the most important person in the ring tonight besides the fighters.
George Foreman

The referee will now keep track of the time on the field and the shootouts have finally been banned.
Cobi Jones

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
Bobby Heenan

We talked to the referees before the game; there's always new situations to adjust, for the refs and for us as well. Even on the ice, it's good for players to talk and interact with the referee.
Peter Bondra

You can't applaud a referee.
Alex Ferguson

You don't notice the referee during the game unless he makes a bad call.
Drew Curtis