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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy

The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence.
Stanley Crouch

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Jeff Foxworthy

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