Rear End Quotes

The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.
Chanakya

Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's rear end every day.
Darrell Royal

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
James Thurber

Great, End, Himself

I've always been afraid of video games - not afraid that I wouldn't like them, but that I would like them too much, and that after mere seconds in front of any particularly bright and absorbing game, I would abandon all ambition, turn into a mouth-breathing zombie, and develop a wide, sofa-shaped rear end.
Susan Orlean

End, Game, After

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
Tim Allen

Trust, End, Woman

What I have is a bunch of really hungry, amazingly talented guys that can kick anybody's rear end.
Neal Schon

End, Anybody, Guys

People say the seats at sporting events are too small. My response is, 'That's why we're trying to work on the size of your rear end!'
Mick Cornett

Work, End, Trying

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