I want to kill the president because I no like the capitalists. I have the gun in my hand, I kill kings and presidents first and next all capitalists.
Giuseppe Zangara

I would say to my colleague that the misery index, inflation and unemployment, when added together is the lowest it has been in the last series of Presidents, even going back to Jimmy Carter. So I think the Bush administration is doing a good job.
Cliff Stearns

I've done it 30 years. I don't know what there is to gain by doing it 40. But I think there is something about doing it over that length of time that says something. That's seven U.S. presidents and five presidents of McDonald's.
Don Novello

I've played golf with three U.S presidents.
Lee Trevino

I've played three presidents, three saints and two geniuses - and that's probably enough for any man.
Charlton Heston

I've worked for four presidents and watched two others up close, and I know that there's no such thing as a routine day in the Oval Office.
Dick Cheney

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
Mel Brooks

If you look at where presidents come from, they're former governors or senators.
Eleanor Clift

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders.
Steve Allen

In fact, it was the women in our house who were in the saddle. If men are the gods, women are not only the presidents but all the ministers of the government.
Pedro Almodovar

In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.
P. J. O'Rourke

In the days of Caesar, kings had fools and jesters. Now network presidents have anchormen.
Ted Koppel

Like their predecessors, the Presidents of today just throw up their hands.
Stephen Ambrose

My own view is that taping of conversations for historical purposes was a bad decision on the part of all the presidents. I don't think Kennedy should have done it. I don't think Johnson should have done it, and I don't think we should have done it.
Richard M. Nixon

Nowadays even presidents, vice-presidents, and heads of big agencies are opening their minds to accept psychic phenomena, because they know it works.
Uri Geller

One of the embarrassing problems for the early nineteenth-century champions of the Christian faith was that not one of the first six Presidents of the United States was an orthodox Christian.
Mortimer Adler

One out of forty American men wears women's clothing. We've had more than forty presidents. One of these guys has been dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress.
Allison Janney

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."
Mark Twain

Our chief justices have probably had more profound and lasting influence on their times and on the direction of the nation than most presidents.
Richard M. Nixon

Power is poison. Its effect on Presidents had always been tragic.
Henry B. Adams