I'm always trying to do the impossible to please people. It comes from not being secure in myself and not looking at the things within I have to fix. Sometimes you keep going because you don't want to face the truth.
Naomi Campbell

I'm glad movies aren't going to please everybody, they can't. But what they have to be is recognisable. I don't equate myself with a master painter, but I think you can recognise my films.
Kevin Costner

I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home.
Tom Leykis

I've done more harm by the falseness of trying to please than by the honesty of trying to hurt.
Jessamyn West

If a servant strives to please his master and studies and takes pains to do it, I believe there are but few masters who would use such a servant cruelly.
Jupiter Hammon

If any movie people are watching this show, please, for me, have some respect. You wanna sell some tickets, act like you know what you're talking about.
Jeff Goldblum

If I have committed any culinary atrocities, please forgive me.
Ted Allen

If I like it, it's gonna be on my album. You can't please everyone.
Natasha Hamilton

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin

If one oversteps the bounds of moderation, the greatest pleasures cease to please.
Epictetus

If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy bell lost its resonance, please forgive me. Charge it to my head and not to my heart.
Jesse Jackson

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Abraham Lincoln

If you aren't please tell me how you are going to not have a war.
Samantha Smith

If you ever need anything please don't hesitate to ask someone else first.
Kurt Cobain

If you ever want to get the facts straight about me or the Batman, please write to the original source, myself, for the truth, instead of second guessing.
Bob Kane

If you like it, let it be, and if you don't please do the same.
Ani DiFranco

If you study the Talmud you please God even more than you do by praying or fasting.
Abraham Cahan

If you try to please everybody, somebody's not going to like it.
Donald Rumsfeld

If you were to offer a thirsty man all wisdom, you would not please him more than if you gave him a drink.
Sophocles

If you're trying to please everyone, then you're not going to make anything that is honestly yours, I don't think, in the long run.
Viggo Mortensen