If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
Carl Sagan

In a sense, 'American Pie' was a very despairing song but it can also be seen as very hopeful.
Don McLean

In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes.
Jason Biggs

Let's not talk about Communism. Communism was just an idea, just pie in the sky.
Boris Yeltsin

Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie.
Knute Nelson

Most economic fallacies derive from the tendency to assume that there is a fixed pie, that one party can gain only at the expense of another.
Milton Friedman

My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie.
Jeremy Bulloch

Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
George Will

Reality is a genre that seems to be here to stay. I don't know how many of the new shows will last, but the more competition you have, the harder that pie is to slice up.
Jeff Probst

Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie.
Harry Reasoner

The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.
Edward Young

The man for me is the cherry on the pie. But I'm the pie and my pie is good all by itself. Even if I don't have a cherry.
Halle Berry

The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy.
Scott Foley

The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie.
Wilmer Valderrama

The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.
Michelle Obama

Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie.
Jay Inslee

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Jim Davis

Waving the flag at the 1976 Olympics wasn't my idea. It was too much apple pie and ice cream. Not that I don't love my country, but I felt it was my victory up there, I put all the time into it.
Bruce Jenner

We don't want other people poking into our artistic pie.
Neville Marriner

We're quite volatile as individuals, but that doesn't work exponentially when we are together. Relationships are about eating humble pie.
Guy Ritchie