If the Soviet Union let another political party come into existence, they would still be a one-party state, because everybody would join the other party.
Ronald Reagan

One does not leave a convivial party before closing time.
Winston Churchill

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Mark Twain

In great contests each party claims to act in accordance with the will of God. Both may be, and one must be wrong.
Abraham Lincoln

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
George Carlin

We win justice quickest by rendering justice to the other party.
Mohandas Gandhi

Whoever has provoked men to rage against him has always gained a party in his favor, too.
Friedrich Nietzsche

I am not the Catholic candidate for President. I am the Democratic Party's candidate for President, who happens also to be a Catholic.
John F. Kennedy

I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.
Andy Warhol

A peace is of the nature of a conquest; for then both parties nobly are subdued, and neither party loser.
William Shakespeare

What is human warfare but just this; an effort to make the laws of God and nature take sides with one party.
Henry David Thoreau

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Will Rogers

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Will Rogers

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
Will Rogers

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Will Rogers

Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.
Joan Crawford

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.
Rodney Dangerfield

Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction, and division of society.
John Adams

Print is the sharpest and the strongest weapon of our party.
Joseph Stalin

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
P. J. O'Rourke