A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
Billy Graham

Eric Clapton always wanted to come out onstage with a stuffed parrot on his shoulder.
Neil Innes

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marie Corelli

I'm a parrot. I can pick up an accent and just do it.
Brion James

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers

Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune. The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, fly freely about.
Saskya Pandita

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers

Teach a parrot the terms 'supply and demand' and you've got an economist.
Thomas Carlyle

The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know?
Mick Ralphs

To a teacher of languages there comes a time when the world is but a place of many words and man appears a mere talking animal not much more wonderful than a parrot.
Joseph Conrad

Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my nose off. I've had some really bad parrot bites.
Steve Irwin