Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
Larry David

We all came from houses with doors, doors that were supposed to be closed when there were things going on that we weren't supposed to see, and when our pants were down.
Lynette Fromme

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.
Adrian Edmondson

What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise.
Robert Scheer

When you perform in front of an audience after only two days of rehearsal, you're flying by the seat of your pants - particularly when they're rewriting the show right up to the moment the camera goes on.
Michael Richards

Why would people spend good money to have my pants?
Shawn Ashmore

You don't make a fortune doing cartoons. It's a lot of fun, it keeps you busy, and it's better than a kick in the pants, absolutely. But doing voiceover work doesn't make you rich. It just doesn't.
Patrick Warburton

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
Navjot Singh Sidhu