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I've been giving back since I was a teen, handing out turkeys at Thanksgiving and handing out toys at toys drives for Christmas. It's very important to give back as a youth. It's as simple as helping an old lady across the street or giving up your seat on the bus for someone who is pregnant.
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
Somebody said I sound like an old lady, and I was really insulted by that. I'm trying to sound like Skip James and Smokey Robinson and Marvin Gaye.
Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.
I won't quit to become someone's old lady.
A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
I still have my eyes on the prize: I want to be that old lady onstage shaking her hips and singing her greatest hits.
When I'm an old lady, I'm going to have my pick of the young men. They'll be like, 'She's Miss Mary Jane!' The young boys will think I'm a hot old lady.
I realize that I'm a mature woman and one of these days, incredible diet or not, I'll be a little old lady.
I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
Someone once said that to make a regular person laugh, you need to dress a guy up like an old lady and push him down the stairs. To make a comedy writer laugh, you have to push a real old lady down the stairs. I don't know who that's attributed to. I think it's Aristophanes. Or Catherine the Great.
I want to work endlessly and tirelessly until I'm an old, old lady.
Sometimes in my class I have people come in and do monologues inspired by people they know and I always find that to be useful to do specifics about somebody and then you're actually doing a character and not doing some random old lady or something.
I don't want to die an old lady.
When I was 7, an old lady was driving too fast in my neighborhood and hit me with her car. I was running out of the house, and when I got halfway into the street, my mom saw the car and yelled for me to run back. As I turned around the car hit me, dragged me five houses down the road, and I fractured my collarbone.
The line between angry young woman and grumpy old lady is very fine.
Women are usually only interesting to studio executives when they are fecund, between the ages of 15 and 30. I decided to get through the really tough patch, around 50, by just cutting my price and playing ten years older. I didn't want to have to wait until I was an old lady to play one.
I've never really been serious about my villainy. I don't have a master plan. I suppose my philosophy is: Every villain has a mother. For every cold-blooded killer on your screen, there's a little old lady somewhere who calls him 'sonny.'
That's my opportunity to hide behind that old lady and say what I want to say.
Our lady the Common Law is a very wise old lady though she still has something to learn in telling what she knows.
Everyone has a crazy old lady in their family like 'Mama.' No one ever comes up to me and says 'Mama' is just like them, so no one is ever offended by her. Even young people like to laugh at her. I think she helps kids appreciate their own grandmothers more.
I've shut myself inside these walls, and I'm going to be a very lonely old lady if I'm not careful.
I like to wear clothes that I will wear when I am an old lady.
I honestly kind of hate shopping. My favorite places to shop are rich old lady consignment stores.
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