Develop your eccentricities while you are young. That way, when you get old, people won't think you're going gaga.
David Ogilvy

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.
Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw

Old men are dangerous: it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world.
George Bernard Shaw

You can always tell an old soldier by the inside of his holsters and cartridge boxes. The young ones carry pistols and cartridges; the old ones, grub.
George Bernard Shaw

The most successful businessman is the man who holds onto the old just as long as it is good, and grabs the new just as soon as it is better.
Lee Iacocca

I speak directly to the people, and I know that the people of California want to have better leadership. They want to have great leadership. They want to have somebody that will represent them. And it doesn't matter if you're a Democrat or a Republican, young or old.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.
Johnny Depp

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
Johnny Depp

Asia is not going to be civilized after the methods of the West. There is too much Asia and she is too old.
Rudyard Kipling

Fake is as old as the Eden tree.
Orson Welles

Now I'm an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions.
Orson Welles

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And what is a younger woman? I mean, I'm pretty old. Almost everyone is younger.
Jack Nicholson

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.
Lenny Bruce

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike Milligan

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
Andy Rooney

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
Andy Rooney

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
Andy Rooney

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
Phyllis Diller

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
Phyllis Diller