Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
Ogden Nash

Oh while I live, to be the ruler of life, not a slave, to meet life as a powerful conqueror, and nothing exterior to me will ever take command of me.
Walt Whitman

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.
Ann Coulter

Oh, that lovely title, ex-president.
Dwight D. Eisenhower

Oh Lord, give me chastity, but do not give it yet.
Saint Augustine

Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.
Jane Austen

Oh that I were seated as high as my ambition, I'd place my naked foot on the necks of monarchs.
Horace Walpole

Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts.
Lucille Ball

Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw

Oh, don't let's ask for the moon. We've already got the stars.
Bette Davis

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.
Janis Joplin

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.
Emo Philips

Gardens are not made by singing "Oh, how beautiful," and sitting in the shade.
Rudyard Kipling

'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.'
Lewis Carroll

Oh, 'tis love, 'tis love that makes the world go round.
Lewis Carroll

Oh, I wish I were a miser; being a miser must be so occupying.
Gertrude Stein

Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them for you.
Frank Sinatra

What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains.
Tennessee Williams

Oh, you weak, beautiful people who give up with such grace. What you need is someone to take hold of you - gently, with love, and hand your life back to you.
Tennessee Williams