Offensive Quotes

People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?'
David Sedaris

Someone, Less, Ask

Apparently, the image of our president is as offensive to MTV as it is to me.
Trent Reznor

President, Image, Apparently

I'm going to be who I am. And if you find it offensive, if you find it to be too tough, I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.
Michael Michele

Sleep, Find, Tough

People misinterpret what I say all the time: They think I'm being offensive, when really, I'm only being opinionated.
Taylor Momsen

Even if you didn't see the movie, you'd see two words you'd never seen put together before - comedy and Muslim. Comedy is friendly - it's the least offensive word in our language.
Albert Brooks

Friendly, Words, Together

I used to send Tony Romo texts throughout the season just to encourage him, just to wish him luck and just to tell him to get on his offensive line. I hated watching this young man get sacked as much as he did, especially when it came down to big games.
Emmitt Smith

Him, Down, Wish

An offensive war, I believe to be wrong and would therefore have nothing to do with it, having no right to meddle with another man's property, his ox or his ass, his man servant or his maid servant or anything this is his.
Daniel Morgan

War, Nothing, Wrong

I can't think of a bigger waste of police time than chasing somebody who has said something offensive on Twitter.
Tony Parsons

Time, Said, Somebody

There was a hateful video that was disseminated on the internet. It had nothing to do with the United States government and it's one that we find disgusting and reprehensible. It's been offensive to many, many people around the world.
Susan Rice

Government, Nothing, Find

You know, I played football, I was offensive tackle in college.
Ruben Studdard

Football, College, Played

If I could start with anybody, I would initially draft Tom Brady. Then I would go get Ray Lewis, and then maybe an offensive lineman, or somebody like Adrian Peterson.
Barry Sanders

Start, Somebody, Maybe

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
Sarah Silverman

I've made this statement many times: If I would have to do it over again, I would have made known the forthcoming Tet Offensive.
William Westmoreland

Made, Again, Times

Not to be offensive, not to be capricious, not to be arbitrary, not to be neurotic, not to be an actor outer, you're just trying to get in and you're given so little time to get in gently, but it's always hard.
William Hurt

Time, Hard, Trying

The thing is, I don't believe in most of what's done. The amount of financial and imaginative energy that's put into mediocrity is just amazing which I find to be fundamentally offensive as a human being.
William Hurt

Amazing, Human, Done

I find it very offensive when the government tells me what I can and cannot watch. Censor yourself.
Michael Badnarik

Government, Yourself, Find

Evil borders upon good, and vices are confounded with virtues; as the report of good qualities is delightful to a well-disposed mind, so the relation of the contrary should not be offensive.
Giraldus Cambrensis

Good, Mind, Evil

Writing songs is a profession; so it's not an attempt to take things from my interactions with other people and for some reason give them to a total stranger to listen to. I find it offensive to hear other people do that.
Will Oldham

Writing, Give, Find

We ought to recognize that we have an offensive responsibility to take the war to the terrorists where they are. That responsibility has waned in the last year as military and intelligence resources were withdrawn from Afghanistan and Pakistan to be used in Iraq.
Bob Graham

War, Last, Used

I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered.
Kirsty Gallacher

Find, Flattered, Babe

The notion of American exceptionalism is effective in part because there is little on the face of it that is offensive.
Russ Feingold

American, Face, Effective

In conformity with these designs on the city of Washington, and notwithstanding the disastrous results of the invasion of 1862, it was determined by the Rebel government last summer to resume the offensive in that direction.
Edward Everett

Government, Last, Direction

Murder is an offensive act. The term cannot be applied legitimately to any defensive act.
Benjamin Tucker

Cannot, Act, Defensive

I learned from different guys I played with, too. The key was probably three people: The good Lord, the offensive linemen I played with and great fullbacks that could block very well.
Earl Campbell

Good, Great, Different

If we would have had the 262 at our disposal - even with all the delays - if we could have had in '44, ah, let's say three hundred operational, that day we could have stopped the American daytime bombing offensive, that's for sure.
Adolf Galland

American, Sure, Three

The NFL offensive blocking is played differently; they use their hands instead of their head and shoulders.
Jim Otto

Head, Hands, Played

I like an interesting movie even if it's controversial or offensive, depending on your taste.
Adam Brody

Movie, Taste, Depending

I don't talk much to offensive linemen in general.
Jack Youngblood

You have to give this much to the Luftwaffe: when it knocked down our buildings it did not replace them with anything more offensive than rubble. We did that.
Prince Charles

Down, Give, Buildings

If either player abandon the game by quitting the table in anger, or in an otherwise offensive manner; or by momentarily resigning the game; or refuses to abide by the decision of the Umpire, the game must be scored against him.
Howard Staunton

Anger, Game, Decision

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