I've never liked the press part of it (no offense), but it comes with the job.
Devon Sawa

If bad decorating was a hanging offense, there'd be bodies hanging from every tree!
Sylvester Stallone

If it is a first offense, you ground them and have a talk. The second offense would call for counseling.
Alan Thicke

If you only take offense when the president of your party is compared to Hitler, then you're part of the problem.
John Avlon

It is a poor sermon that gives no offense; that neither makes the hearer displeased with himself nor with the preacher.
George Whitefield

It may not be proper for me, perhaps, to let my feelings carry me further am therefore resigned to stop here, if sir, you think my particular reasons following too free, or will give offense to the House, which I would be sorry to be thought capable of intending.
Christopher Gadsden

It's fun leading this offense. I don't think we've hit our peak.
Brett Favre

Justice consists in doing no injury to men; decency in giving them no offense.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.
Steven Morrissey

Men sometimes feel injured by praise because it assigns a limit to their merit; few people are modest enough not to take offense that one appreciates them.
Luc de Clapiers

No other offense has ever been visited with such severe penalties as seeking to help the oppressed.
Clarence Darrow

On September 11, 2001, we thought we were going to be attacked many, many times between then and now. We haven't been. I believe we had a president who made the right decision at the right time... to put us on offense against terrorists.
Rudy Giuliani

Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
Shaquille O'Neal

Poets have to be sensitive to their audience, but it does not mean that they censor themselves. I realise my audience is diverse. Some will read with empathy and curiosity while others will take offense.
John Barton

Severities should be dealt out all at once, so that their suddenness may give less offense; benefits ought to be handed ought drop by drop, so that they may be relished the more.
Niccolo Machiavelli

Strictly speaking, every citizen above a certain level of income is guilty of some offense.
Max Frisch

The Bears treat offense as if it's bubonic plague.
Tony Kornheiser

The bomber will always get through. The only defense is in offense, which means that you have to kill more women and children more quickly that the enemy if you want to save yourselves.
Stanley Baldwin

The only defense is offense, which means that you have to kill more women and children more quickly than the enemy if you wish to save yourselves.
Stanley Baldwin

The only thing I want to be able to do is come in and learn the offense, go out there and compete, show what I am capable of doing and try to get better as a football player.
Brian Griese