President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
David Letterman

I'm not afraid of heights. I rock climb. I can repel off the side of a building.
Kate Hudson

I wouldn't do nudity in films. For me, personally... To act with my clothes on is a performance; to act with my clothes off is a documentary.
Julia Roberts

Must swear off from swearing. Bad habit.
Rutherford B. Hayes

I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.
Bette Davis

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
Denis Leary

The whole concept of 'grounding' children is utterly stupid - they just go off and rebel and don't like you. When my kids eventually come along, I don't want them to not like me.
Kate Winslet

After I changed the string we picked up right where we left off - and punched back in at the same time. I don't know if this has ever been done before. The engineer sort of looked at us weird, but we got it on the first take.
Stevie Ray Vaughan

It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
Jerry Lawler

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.
Adam Sandler

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.
Megan Fox

My mom never taught me to be waiting for some prince on a white horse to swipe me off my feet.
Tyra Banks

The really good idea is always traceable back quite a long way, often to a not very good idea which sparked off another idea that was only slightly better, which somebody else misunderstood in such a way that they then said something which was really rather interesting.
John Cleese

Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.
John Cleese

Only lies and evil come from letting people off.
Iris Murdoch

No performer should attempt to bite off red-hot iron unless he has a good set of teeth.
Harry Houdini

Those who live, live off the dead.
Antonin Artaud

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.
Billy Crystal

President Reagan was elected on the promise of getting government off the backs of the people and now he demands that government wrap itself around the waists of the people.
Ralph Nader

I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.
Oliver Reed