Obituaries Quotes

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby

Else, Coffee, Everyone

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
Clarence Darrow

Great, Read, Pleasure

I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order.
Erma Bombeck

Mother, Die, Said

I had real plans for my next decade and felt I'd worked hard enough to earn it. Will I really not live to see my children married? To watch the World Trade Center rise again? To read - if not indeed write - the obituaries of elderly villains like Henry Kissinger and Joseph Ratzinger?
Christopher Hitchens

Live, Children, Real

I feel like my career has been a series of glowing obituaries.
Michael Ian Black

Career, Series, Glowing

It's like obituaries, when you die they finally give you good reviews.
Roger Maris

Good, Give, Die

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