The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Steven Wright

I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
Steven Wright

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
Steven Wright

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
Andy Warhol

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Will Rogers

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Will Rogers

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
Will Rogers

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.
Will Rogers

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
W. C. Fields

There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune. Omitted, all the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and in miseries. On such a full sea are we now afloat. And we must take the current when it serves, or lose our ventures.
William Shakespeare

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
William Shakespeare

If you have tears, prepare to shed them now.
William Shakespeare

Now is the winter of our discontent.
William Shakespeare

Now, God be praised, that to believing souls gives light in darkness, comfort in despair.
William Shakespeare

We now accept the fact that learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn.
Peter Drucker

Few companies that installed computers to reduce the employment of clerks have realized their expectations... They now need more, and more expensive clerks even though they call them 'operators' or 'programmers.'
Peter Drucker

Dad, I'm in some trouble. There's been an accident and you're going to hear all sorts of things about me from now on. Terrible things.
Edward Kennedy

It's now clear that from the very moment President Bush took office, Iraq was his highest priority as unfinished business from the first Bush Administration. His agenda was clear: find a rationale to get rid of Saddam.
Edward Kennedy

Shamefully we now learn that Saddam's torture chambers reopened under new management, U.S. management.
Edward Kennedy