I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
Steven Wright

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
Steven Wright

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
Groucho Marx

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
Andy Warhol

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
W. C. Fields

There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune. Omitted, all the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and in miseries. On such a full sea are we now afloat. And we must take the current when it serves, or lose our ventures.
William Shakespeare

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
William Shakespeare

If you have tears, prepare to shed them now.
William Shakespeare

Now is the winter of our discontent.
William Shakespeare

Now, God be praised, that to believing souls gives light in darkness, comfort in despair.
William Shakespeare

It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?
Mitch Hedberg

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
Mitch Hedberg

Dad, I'm in some trouble. There's been an accident and you're going to hear all sorts of things about me from now on. Terrible things.
Edward Kennedy

It's now clear that from the very moment President Bush took office, Iraq was his highest priority as unfinished business from the first Bush Administration. His agenda was clear: find a rationale to get rid of Saddam.
Edward Kennedy

Shamefully we now learn that Saddam's torture chambers reopened under new management, U.S. management.
Edward Kennedy

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau

Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air. They are where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau

I did not wish to take a cabin passage, but rather to go before the mast and on the deck of the world, for there I could best see the moonlight amid the mountains. I do not wish to go below now.
Henry David Thoreau

Things that I felt absolutely sure of but a few years ago, I do not believe now. This thought makes me see more clearly how foolish it would be to expect all men to agree with me.
Jim Rohn